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CRESPOGRAM REPORT

NOVEMBER 26, 2012

WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS

AS WE HEAD FOR CHRISTMAS, I WOULD ASK FOLKS FOR SEVERAL GIFTS.  THIS IS MY FIRST ONE.


I’D LIKE INFORMATION ON THE BIMBO WHO HAS A SENIOR POSITION IN REGALADOLAND AND HAS BEEN NEGOTIATING CONTRACTS RESULTING

IN GIVING AWAY THE FARM TO HER PALS.


NOW, THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THESE BIMBOS AROUND, SO LET ME BE A LITTLE MORE SPECIFIC.  THIS BIMBO IS SO LOUD THAT YOU CAN HEAR HER 3 CUBICLES AWAY.  SHE ALSO HAS A PAL WHO HAS AN AIRPLANE AND LIKES TO FLY HER TO OTHER CITIES FOR SUPPER. YOU KNOW, THE KIND OF STUFF THAT GUYS WITH LITTLE DICKS AND TOO MUCH MONEY DO TO GET LAID.


I KNOW WHO THIS PAL IS, WHERE HE LANDS HIS PLANE AND I’M WORKING ON TRYING TO NAIL DOWN THE DATES OF SOME OF THESE LITTLE TRIPS.


WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHAT ELSE HAS THIS BIMBO BEEN RECEIVING IN GIFTS?  SHE’S LOUD, SHE HAS NO CLASS, AND NOT ONLY HAS SHE TURNED HER CITY OFFICE INTO A TURNSTILE WHERE HER PALS CAN CASH IN, BUT SHE’S MORE THAN WILLING TO SELL THE TAXPAYERS OUT FOR TRINKETS.


  SHE ALSO LIKES TO GOSSIP, SO HELP ME OUT.


SHARE THAT GOSSIP WITH ME. GO TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PAGE AND SEND ME AS MANY SECRET SENDER MESSAGES AS IT TAKES TO TELL ME WHAT THIS BIMBO’S UP TO NOW!


IF YOU GOT INFO ON ANY OF THE OTHER BIMBOS, SEND THAT ALONG TOO!

WHO KNEW THERE WERE SO MANY BIMBOS IN THE CITY.  SO FAR I’VE RECEIVED SECRET SENDER MESSAGES WITH THE NAMES OF 5 DIFFERENT CANDIDATES WHO THE WRITER’S THOUGHT FIT THE BILL.


MOST PEOPLE AT THE MRC KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHO I WAS WRITING ABOUT BECAUSE ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE BIMBO #1 HAS A FAMILY CONNECTION TO A CERTAIN COMMISSIONER THAT THOSE ON THE INSIDE KNOW AND TALK ABOUT.


IN ANY EVENT, NOW THAT I’VE GOTTEN THE NAMES OF 5 OTHER BIMBOS TO GO ALONG WITH BIMBO # 1,  I THINK THAT THESE TWO DESERVE TO BE WATCHED TOO.


BIMBO #2 MAKES SURE THAT HER HUSBAND’S COMPANY KEEPS GETTING CITY CONTRACTS BECAUSE WHAT’S THE SENSE OF HAVING A JOB WHERE YOU CAN CASH IN IF YOU DON’T.


BIMBO #3 MIGHT HAVE JUST GOTTEN A BOOB JOB, EITHER THAT OR SHE DECIDED TO START USING POP-UP BRAS TO MAKE HER NEW BOSS HAPPY. HER BOSS HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCREWING THE HELP ALONG WITH THE TAXPAYERS, SO THE FACT THAT SHE WENT FROM A TEMP TO A REGULAR EMPLOYEE FASTER THAN A THREE SPEED DILDO SAYS A LOT ABOUT HER REAL TALENTS.


YOU GET THE DRIFT.  INQUIRING MINDS WOULD LOVE TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE CONTRACTS, AND DEFINITELY WHERE MISS BOOB JOB AND HER BOSS ARE DOING THE WILD THING.


ALSO, NOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS COMING, THERE WILL BE THE USUAL PARADE OF “GIFT BASKETS” MAKING THEIR WAY TO CITY HALL AND THE MRC BUILDING.  BREAK OUT YOUR CAMERA PHONES AND TAKE PHOTOS OF EVERY SINGLE ONE THAT YOU CAN.  IF I CAN GET ENOUGH PHOTOS I’LL MAKE A NICE PHOTO COLLAGE.

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