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CRESPOGRAM REPORT

APRIL 4, 2012

IT’S ALL TURNING TO SHIT
HIS IGNORANCE’S FINANCE TEAM FAILS TO DO THEIR JOB

No matter where you turn in the City of Miami, the evidence keeps piling up that the administration of His Ignorance, Tomas Regalado, led by City Manager, Johnny “The Doormat” Martinez, is woefully ill-equipped to handle the responsibilities that comes with managing a real city.


The latest example, and one of critical concern to the city, it’s bond holders, and even the citizen’s is the requirement to complete it’s “comprehensive annual financial report (CAFR)” by March 31st of each year.


Once again, the dimwits who Regalado and Martinez hired at stupid amounts of taxpayer dollars have turned out to be morons.


And this isn’t the first time this has happened.  It’s the 3rd time in 5 years that the City has been unable to get their act together - although in all fairness the first 2 times was under the administration of Manny Diaz - and in fact it was in an attempt to balance the books in 2009 - when they wouldn’t - that led to the illegal transfer of money that in turn led to the current SEC investigation.


In addition to not complying with the final report, the city has not filed a monthly financial report in months.  Think about that for a moment.  The City of Miami has not published a monthly financial report in months - since last August  October actually.


How can they realistically do business.  How can they negotiate contracts? How can they know how many millions of dollars they’re in the hole? It’s like you writing hundreds of checks from your personal bank account every day and never actualizing your check book!


The big secret related to all of this is that these morons were so confused about how to do this report that it’s been rumored to the point of it being an open secret that Diana Gomez, the city’s former finance director - she who was involved in the illegal transfer of money last time around, and who now works for the City of Coral Gables - has been showing up at the MRC building in the evenings to try and bail them out of trouble.  But even she couldn’t do the trick, probably because there aren’t any more stashes of illegal money available to plug up the financial holes to cover over the fact that the City of Miami is in very serious financial trouble.


So, instead of a comprehensive financial report, the below Memo was sent to His Ignorance and the City Commissioners on April 3rd.


If you read the whole Memo you will see just how abysmally incompetent all of these people are, and how even “The Doormat” cannot do anything else other than concede the obvious.


The biggest laugh line is the way in which Martinez attempts to throw the Oracle software system under the bus along the way, claiming: ”The City Manager and CFO are committed to conducting these reviews in a deliberate and thoughtful manner that ensures that the City’s staff, internal controls and technology are able to perform at intended levels...”


Really!!!


Now they commit to a “deliberate and thoughtful” effort to do their job?  What the fuck have they been doing for the last year?  


Collectively, all these people earn well in access of $500,000 a year. 


Somebody needs to ask them for a refund!  Or better yet, the City Commission - or rather the 5 Dwarfs - need to ask them all to resign, starting with “The Doormat!”


It’s Miami. Bitches!

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