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CRESPOGRAM REPORT

DECEMBER 12, 2012

ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE NEED APPLY
NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO WORK FOR THE CITY OF MIAMI’S FINANCE DEPARTMENT

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How fucked up is the City of Miami? 


Well, in a revealing series of admissions made to the Finance Committee by Chief Financial Officer Janice Larned - I use the spelling of her last  name as it is written on the list of officials on the city’s website - the City of Miami might just as well put up signs at its borders notifying everyone who enters that they are indeed entering a Twilight Zone.


Here is a recounting of Janice larned said to the Committee as reported in this week’s Watchdog Report by Dan Ricker.

It is almost incomprehensible that the City of Miami, under the administration of Tomas Regalado, has unraveled to a point where the city is considered so dangerous a place for professionals that CPA’s do not want to risk their CPA licenses by working for the city.


Can you imagine just how bad the City of Miami’s reputation must be that a head hunting firm can find no one even willing to come in and interview for these jobs?


Imagine, the City doesn’t have a Treasurer, a Comptroller, a Finance Director, an Assistant Finance Director, and in a department that supposed to have as many as 65 employees, Larned claims that they can’t get find 5 people with CPA’s to hire.


Of course, one of the major reasons for all of this is Ms. Larned herself.  She’s been on the job a year, and her single claim to fame - besides being Luis Cabrera’s sister by another mother - is forcing the City to hire her incompetent business partner’s brother,  Stephen Petty as the Director of Finance.


She didn’t act alone in this caper, because when it comes to stupid decisions, you can always count on City Manager Johnny “The Doormat” Martinez being right there to show support for just about every stupid decision that the morons he hires make.


Maybe if the  City FIRED Janice Larned, and put together a nice video of her walking out the door with her little box of personal items, and SENT that video to all the accounting firms in South Florida, the word might get out that the City of Miami had actually decided to get serious about cleaning up it’s act.


As long as Janice Larned remains as the City of Miami’s Chief Financial Officer, nobody in their right mind SHOULD consider coming to work for the City’s Finance Department.


Until that happens, forewarned, is forearmed.

It’s Miami, Bitches!