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CRESPOGRAM REPORT

JUNE 22, 2012

IS THIS A SIGN THAT THE APOCALYPSE
IS COMING SOON
I’LL SETTLE FOR CAKE

In a sign that the apocalypse is fast approaching, someone suggested on LEO Affairs that I should be put on the ballot as a candidate for President of City of Miami Fraternal Order of Police.


It’s a bad idea! 


I say that NOT because I used to rob banks and did time, because given the history of Chief Manny Orosa, Armando Aguilar, Edward Lugo and others, the fact that I wore a mask when I said “stick ‘em up” would probably bring a new level of honesty to the department that’s seen too many crumb bums in leadership positions, but because if I won, then I’d have to sit across the negotiating table from Luis Cabrera to try and hammer out a new contract for the Police Department.


I figure that it would take me about 5 minutes to fuck up Cabrera’s head so bad that he’d pull his gun and either try and shoot me, or jam it in his mouth to end it all.


In either case, I don’t want that on my conscious, so instead of nominating me for FOP President, the next time someone has a birthday with a cake, save me a piece.  It’s what the folks at the MRC do from time to time to show me love.


Oh yeah, even better than cake are documents!  IA files, budget documents, emails, and anything else that provide a window into what Orosa, Cabrera, Roque and the other Regalado pattsies are up to are always appreciated!

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