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As an example of, “You can’t make this shit up,” we provide you with a portion of the Mayor’s State Of The City speech from last Friday.

Last Saturday’s cleanup was the first of many and we will continue this beatification operation throughout our city.

Nary a document is released by the City of Miami’s Communication’s Department that does not contain one or more embarrassing errors, from calling the Governor, “Rocky Scott,” to calling Frank Carollo, the “Vice Chairiman,” of the City Commission, to this misuse of beatification for beautification.


You would think that between all the money that is being stolen, misappropriated, or pissed away in the city, that perhaps the Mayor might decide that at least a tiny portion of that money might be used to go out and hire an editor.


Maybe The Thuget could even offer to score free tickets for someone to start reading the crap that’s being pushed out the door of the Communication’s Department intended to mislead the citizens into believing that the House of Cards is not teetering on the brink of calamity.


Of course, with Angel Zayon hosting La Ley’s TV show from 8 to 9 every morning, and then seldom wandering into work until after 11AM, before heading out to a long lunch and an afternoon of who knows what now that wifey slapped him with divorce papers,  it’s  a wonder that things aren’t worse.


And to understand that this is Angel’s Zayon’s complete responsibility, here is what it says at the bottom of the last page of the speech.


Angel Zayon

Approved

azayon@miamigov.com

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